I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
