i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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