fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
