so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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