yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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