I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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