Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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