Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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