I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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