You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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