Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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