I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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