12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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