Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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