So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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