jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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