Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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