Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
she pinky promised me she was 18
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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