come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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