clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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