I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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