that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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