Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
