Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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