"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Randomize
