I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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