I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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