so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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