she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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