with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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