i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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