I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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