A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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