That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize