I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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