Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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