I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Randomize