I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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