speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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