ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I queefed so loud it echoed.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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