Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Randomize
