i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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