gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
