when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he puts the penis in happiness.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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