See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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