If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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