I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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