then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
