No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
