All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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