Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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