Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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