I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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