marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
My butt remains clenched, sir.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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