I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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